Putting Players on Trial for 2026 Fantasy Football

Court is back in session! The Honorable Judge Kendall Valenzuela presides as Pistol Pete and Cooterdoodle present their hottest takes and strongest arguments for and against some of fantasy football’s biggest debates.

With the clock ticking, who will deliver the strongest argument before the court?

Find out which players will be exonerated and deemed worthy of your fantasy roster — and who will be found guilty of the heinous crime of destroying your season.

On today’s docket: repeat fantasy offenders TE Kyle Pitts, WR DJ Moore, and QB Kyler Murray, along with last year’s disappointments WR Brian Thomas Jr., WR Emeka Egbuka, and QB Justin Herbert.

No appeals. No retrials. Just fantasy justice.

We’ll see you in court.